Festivus! The Book: A Complete Guide to the Holiday for the Rest of Us Mark Nelson

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Festivus! The Book: A Complete Guide to the Holiday for the Rest of Us by Mark Nelson
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A humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. Festivus! The Book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the OKeefe family.

See first-hand how Festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans.What foods should be prepared? Is meatloaf preferred? Should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling?

How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandmas clicking dentures… Youll find great answers to all these questions, and more.This book completes Festivus transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s.~ Seinfeld Writer Dan O’KeefeAbout the AuthorMark Nelson’s Festivus knowledge has been quoted in national media such as the Los Angeles Times and USA Today. You may have heard him speak about Festivus on your local radio station such as Kenosha KLIP, WCBS National Radio and KSRO Sonoma.

He has a great radio voice, like a cross between James Earl Jones… and Mr. Furley from Three’s Company. He is one of about 350,000 Seinfeld fans living in Winnipeg, Canada. Webmaster of FestivusWeb.com in his off-hours, he spends his days working at Red River College in Winnipeg.

He would probably go on strike for a bagel, and often contemplates how cold cuts should be sliced thin so the flavor has nowhere to hide. His ultimate idea of comfort is to be ensconced in velvet and eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.



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